Some of the one liners I have been writing off late.

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Difference Between Gandhi and Ambani : Both Gujratis Had a Habit oF Breaking Laws, The Difference Was, Gandhi did it For an Interest In Higher Principles On The other Hand Ambani Did it For a Higher Interest on Principals....

2.
Difference Between God And Father: God: In His Will Is Our Peace....Father: In His Will Is Our Piece...

3.
Manipulation of Ideas...Scientist.Manipulation of Words....Poet.Manipulation of Money...Entrepreneur.Manipulation of People....Politician

4.
Marx And Classes, Then And Now: Earlier Marx Taught Us About Classes, Now (Coaching) Classes Teach Our Children About Marks...

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Fools are Always Sure of Themselves....The Wise Always in Doubt.....Confucius......Hey How can you be so sure it's a confucius quote?

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Newtons Fourth Law Of Inertia: Bodies In a State oF Rest Continue To Be In A State Of Rest (Especially on Saturday Mornings) Unless Acted Upon By Cataclysmic Forces...

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India,The World's Backoffice..China,The World's Factory...Iraq,Afghanistan...The World's Killing Fields....United States...The World....

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Why Do People Go Beyond Familiarity When Familiarity Breeds Contempt....I Guess Its The Breeding That Makes It Worth The While...

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A Scientist Called Spencer Wells Has Proved That Everyone's Related...Who's Spencer Wells? He's my Distant Uncle

And Finally my Favourite

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Fun Is A Lovely Feeling....And Love....Well....Its a Funny Feeling....